I have it from Gillian, who has it from Meg “it’s National De-lurking Week!”, who has it from Sheryl who has a Typepad blog and so at this particular time in cyberspace is not visible, that is it time for lurkers to lean just far enough around the corner for us to hear their cheeky little snickers.

Soooo…. De-Lurk!

I am trying a new thing. I am blogging from my bedroom. It is the same but softer and my schnauzer is warming my toes. Can you believe the below freezing temperatures? I had a business associate call me from Newfoundland call to brag about his weather. NEWFOUNDLAND!

Mary and Joseph.

And as for you all… come out, come out, where ever you are!

Just Like Jesus,

This poor comedian suffers for the sins of his country.

From Wired.com
CONCEPTUAL RINGTONE SILENCES CELLPHONES

Subscribers Hear Four Minutes and Thirty-Three Seconds of Silence Whenever Someone Calls Them… Artist Jonathon Keats Offers Silent Ringtone Free-of-Charge Through Leading Mobile Content Provider Start Mobile… Silence May Go Platinum in 2007…

JANUARY 5, 2007 - Since the beginning of time, pure silence has been available only in the vacuum of space. Now conceptual artist Jonathon Keats has digitally generated a span of silence, four minutes and thirty-three seconds in length, portable enough to be carried on a cellphone. His silent ringtone, freely distributed through special arrangement with Start Mobile, is expected to bring quiet to the lives of millions of cellphone users, as well as those close to them.

Read the whole story here.

Pardon me while I roll on the floor laughing.

And Kevin in Calgary (Kevin!) writes his agreement with the Provisio that: “the first person that I thought she looked like was Diana Krall”.

This is true, in addition to Nicole looking like Ali Larter, also looks like Diana Krall. Excellent excuse for my webstats too. At this rate, all we would have to mention is Terri Hatcher and the world will beat a path to my door (blog).

Truely funny. Picture Jon Stewart having a sleep over with GW Bush at the Whitehouse. Can’t? Then look at this. Rick Mercer in Stephen Harper’s Jammies.

I have found this picture on Wikipedia and I think it is beautiful, so here it is, right from Arizona,

THis is from something on YouTube called “Hope is Emo”

In a genius ploy to elevate the status of the disabled everywhere, my sister and her henchmen have formed a secret society for the purpose of total global domination. Firmly stroking calm white cats, Jocelyn and her ilk have bent their madcap skills to the creation of plasma laser death rays and waffle borne mind control syrup. Their strident symbol, posted above, displays their nefarious intentions.

Will we ever be saved from their destructive wrath? Can we live in a world where all street corners have access ramps and the deaf can clearly understand even our most publicly stated utterances? I don’t know how we will survive… I will be found firmly elevated by four flights of non accessible stairs until the crisis is abated.

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My Cool Sister J-girl, who has a lot in common with Lisa Loeb in my opinion (funky glasses, smart, realistic view of the world, quirky, artistic, sensitive to emotions) should also get be on the show Number One Single. Lisa L probably woudn’t stand for it. Sis is just too cool.

You see I have refrained from using a glam shot of her here as she herself would prefer to be thought of by her deeds ad actions rater than mascara choice. My Sister rocks and if the Christian Boys she knows could get over the massive guilt they have been indoctrinated with, they too could be exposed to this coolness. I am told that a lot of Xian girls are in the same problem. Wierd.